Just for the record ...
Why ? Because we've had to spend all day cooped up inside due to a heatwave. And it's not about to get any better:
Tonight: Widespread haze after 3am. Clear, with a low near 80. West wind between 14 and 16 mph.
Wednesday: Widespread haze. Sunny and hot, with a high near 101. Heat index values as high as 111. West wind between 14 and 20 mph.
Compare that to the weather in the Promised Land, with daytime highs in the 70's.
Yup, signs point to "Definitely sucks".
Time to really get cracking on the research front, so we can leave this godforsaken place asap.